The Voice and assorted hygienic habits
Am just beginning to recover from the after-effects of a Liverpool vs. Man(ure) United football match. Xiaoshan came over last night to catch the Big Match as well (Yimin brought supper after that) and I spent the whole hour and a half screaming my lungs off.
I've finally remembered why it's not such a good idea to let the guys stay over at anybody's place:
a) They can never remember to flush the toilet.
b) They snore disgustingly loud when they sleep. I'm not talking about normal snoring. I'm talking about 'earth-shattering-kaboom'
type of snoring.
c) When they get woken up by snoring, they closet themselves in your toilet, sit on the throne and start reading - and forget to lock the adjoining door to your sister's room.
d) They dump your pillow unceremoniously on your floor and sleep on that - never mind the fact that they've just stampeded through your room and haven't washed their feet.
e) They change their t-shirts but sleep in their umpteen-days-unwashed jeans on your bed (with bedsheets just changed 2 hours back).
f) They sleep in ludicrously late.
g) They amazingly forget how to switch on and off power switches and lights.
h) They leave the door open while the air-con's running.
i) They make lewd (ok, crappy) comments about your ex-girlfriends.
Hrr Hrr. Done complaining. They're my friends after all... *sigh*.. and yes, I've been guilty of some of the above too... hmm.. like... (f) ?
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